If there’s anything we know for sure, it is that the two least credible sources of information in this world are Hamas’s Ministry of Health… and former White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre.
KJP, as she’s called in Washington circles, made a splash on Wednesday announcing she’s leaving the Democratic Party and, by the way, she’s also hawking a tell-all book about her time working in the most dysfunctional White House in modern America.
How’s that for gratitude?
This rolling trainwreck is abandoning the party that gave her the biggest break in her career, the honor to speak from the most important podium in the greatest nation in the world, and she’s spinning a book out of it.
Of course, KJP was never one for humility. Two years ago this June, she even seemed to be considering a spot on Mount Rushmore.
‘This administration will go down in history. Yes, I myself am already a historic figure and I certainly walk in history every day,’ she told a slobbering interviewer.
Oh, you’re ‘historic’ all right. When handed an incredible opportunity, this B-list radical progressive apparatchik became the most self-aggrandizing liar to ever hold the post.
When videos emerged in 2024 of Biden wandering aimlessly on stage, or using the short stairs to Air Force One, or falling down, or calling out deceased congresswomen at public events, or getting bossed around by the Easter Bunny, KJP told the White House press corps that there was nothing to see, that these were ‘cheap fakes,’ dirty GOP tricks, not to believe their lying eyes.
If there’s anything we know for sure, it is that the two least credible sources of information in this world are Hamas ‘s Ministry of Health… and former White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre .
KJP, as she’s called in Washington circles, made a splash on Wednesday announcing she’s leaving the Democratic Party and, by the way, she’s also hawking a tell-all book about her time working in the most dysfunctional White House in modern America.
We can now say without hesitation that KJP – the first black, gay, immigrant woman to be White House Press Secretary – was hired to check the identity politics boxes that obsessed hapless Joe Biden and his Democrats.
To describe her rambling press briefings as word salads would be an insult to lettuce. But don’t take my word for it. Here’s what her former colleagues are now saying:
KJP ‘was one of the most ineffectual and unprepared people I’ve ever worked with… She had meltdowns after any interview that asked about a topic not sent over by producers,’ a former Biden White House senior official told Axios on Thursday.
‘She didn’t know how to manage a team, didn’t know how to shape or deliver a message, and often created more problems than she solved,’ the whistleblower said.
Another said that the amount of time spent ‘coddling and appeasing’ her was ‘astronomical compared to our attention on actual matters of substance.’
Other reporting paints a far more disturbing portrait of KJP’s ‘service’ to her nation.
She reportedly kept a private public relations agent in her pocket, looped in on official White House emails, though only working for her, to burnish her image and find ways to use her government position to advance her own personal and financial interests.
Double-dealing? Not in the Biden White House, surely.
The PR agent, according to Politico, worked for KJP pro bono, a big no-no for senior White House staff who aren’t allowed to receive gifts and free services. And this PR, a woman named Gilda Squire, lied to reporters at the time about her work for KJP.
‘Many quietly had fumed for years, believing [Karine Jean-Pierre] was incompetent at her job at the White House podium and more interested in promoting herself than Joe Biden,’ Axios’ Thompson said of KJP’s former colleagues.
It turns out that KJP’s detractors in the Biden White House were correct. She had grand designs for herself, even reportedly angling to springboard from the press secretary job to a cushy gig co-hosting ‘The View’.
But it seems ABC News was already full up with towering intellects like Sonny Hostin and Whoopi Goldberg and didn’t need KJP’s services. They didn’t return her calls, according to reports.
So now, left without a TV gig, she’s writing a book called ‘Independent: A Look Inside a Broken White House Outside the Party Lines,’ in which she promises to expose her former colleagues for… what?
It turns out that KJP’s detractors in the Biden White House were correct. She had grand designs for herself, even reportedly angling to springboard from the press secretary job to a cushy gig co-hosting ‘The View’.
Covering up the president’s obvious mental decline? Violating our Constitution by running the White House like a politbureau? Engaging in a scandal bigger than Watergate?
The trouble is, KJP was at the heart of it all, standing at the White House podium delivering lie after lie about the president’s condition.
Why in the world would anyone believe her now?
KJP will indeed go down in history but as the Baghdad Bob of American politics.
If you buy her book, you’re financing grift.
