Dakota Johnson Once Sent Gorilla Poop to a Friend’s Ex — Seriously

Dakota Johnson proved that she’ll go to any lengths to back up a friend.

Johnson, who is 35 years old, participated in an interview for Vanity Fair‘s lie detector test, which was released on Friday, June 6. During the interview, the actress from Materialists was questioned about a situation where she sought revenge on her friend’s former boyfriend.

“You once sent a man who broke your friend’s heart a gallon of gorilla s***,” the interviewer said. “Can you confirm or deny that this happened?”

Johnson admitted to the act.

Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson have kept their romance relatively private — but their story is as sweet as any love song. Us Weekly exclusively confirmed in December 2017 that the Coldplay singer had moved on with Johnson less than two years after his divorce from Gwyneth Paltrow was finalized in July 2016. The exes […]

She admitted to the act, saying, “I mean, there’s no way he would see this, so yes, I did that,” and clarified that the prank took place a long time ago. She added, “And it’s been quite a while. It’s been some years.”

The interrogator then asked how Johnson acquired the animal’s feces.

“S***Senders.com,” she said without any hesitation. “You can order any kind, any size.”

The polygrapher revealed that Johnson was being “truthful.”

Johnson was then asked if she knew how to “order pubic crabs online.” Johnson giggled at the question but denied making that type of purchase.

“No! Good Lord, I’m not a monster,” she quipped.

Aside from her prank involving gorilla poop, Johnson demonstrated her strong commitment to her friends. She discussed her special friendship with her companion, Riley Keough.

“Would you say you’re a ride-or-die friend to Riley?” the interviewer asked, to which Johnson immediately responded, “Yes.”

The interviewer questioned Johnson if she would provide an alibi for Keough even if she was being interrogated by the police.

“Yeah,” Johnson said firmly and the lie detector administrator confirmed she was telling the truth.

Johnson’s polygraph test comes days after she and Chris Martin reportedly called off their engagement. People reported on Wednesday, June 4, that the couple split after dating for nearly 8 years. Neither Johnson nor Martin, 48, have publicly addressed their break up. Us Weekly reached out to reps for Martin and Johnson for comment at the time.

Vivien Killilea/Getty Images After Dakota Johnson seemingly revealed last month that she needed to get 14 hours of sleep every night, she needed to set the record straight. “I didn’t even say that,” Johnson, 34, explained on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Monday, January 22. “I said that I could easily sleep 14 […]

After news broke of their split, Johnson was spotted out and about in New York City without her engagement ring — but it wasn’t the first time she ditched the jewelry.

Last year she and the Coldplay frontman sparked split speculation after she was photographed not wearing her ring. In August 2024, Johnson’s rep at the time denied the rumors and confirmed the pair were still together.

Earlier this year, all seemed well for Johnson and Martin as they took a romantic getaway to India. The pair were spotted holding hands and participating in a religious ceremony at Mumbai’s Hindu House of Prayer Babulnath Temple.

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