Last night on Saturday Night Live, host Martin Short was inducted into the coveted Five-Timers Club.
Tom Hanks started the last episode of SNL in 2024 with a huge round of applause from the Studio 8H crowd. He could barely get out the words, âHello, Iâm Tom Hanks,â with all the cheering. Sitting comfortably in a leather chair and wearing his famous Five-Timers Club jacket, Hanks talked about how the club began:
âIn December 1990, I created the SNL Five-Timers Club, an ingeniously lazy way to avoid writing a monologue. It has grown into one of the most exclusive clubs in the industry. And tonight, we are here to induct our newest member.â
Paul Rudd soon joined him on stage, cocktail in hand, and jokingly asked, âHey, Tom, I gotta ask. Who the hell are you talking to here, pal?â
Hanks quipped back, âOh, Iâm sorry, Iâve done so many documentaries whenever I sit in a leather chair, I just naturally assume Iâm in one.â
As the playful banter continued, Rudd motioned toward the door. âWell, should we let him inside? Heâs been staying out there for twenty minutes!â
Hanks swung the door open, enthusiastically shouting, âMartin Short!â Short stepped in, feigning surprise. âWow, oh my goodness! What a surprise that Iâve known about all week!â Short and Rudd then demonstrated the âSecret Five-Timers Club Handshake.â
Rudd inquired, âWhat do they call you, Marty or Martin?â
âWell, my friends all call me Marty, so you can call me Mr. Martin Short,â Short retorted with a grin.
Short was soon congratulated by Tina Fey, who appeared in her own Five-Timers jacket. âMarty, congratulations!â Fey exclaimed. Short responded with his signature wit: âYou are one of the rarest things in Hollywood: a writer whoâs attractive enough to be on camera.â
Bowen Yang, a current cast member, arrived carrying a tray of martinis. âMay I offer you a signature cocktail: the Marty-tini?â Hanks announced. Rudd chimed in, âItâs just like you. Super sweet, and after a few sips, youâre like, âI get it.ââ
âItâs often served with our Steve Martini,â added Hanks. âBut tonight, weâre serving it solo.â
Short, referencing his co-star Steve Martin from Only Murders in the Building, quipped, âAnd I bet itâs even better on its own!â
The nightâs surprises continued as Alec Baldwin, wearing a jacket emblazoned with the number 17, appeared. âThatâs right, Iâve hosted 17 times,â Baldwin stated, adding with a smirk, âThey call me when they need someone to play a Republican. Because of my face, my voice, and my strong Daddy vibes.â
Scarlett Johansson stormed in, slamming the door behind her and inadvertently leaving her husband, cast member Colin Jost, outside. Later, Kristen Wiig joined in, donning a bathrobe and cheekily claiming, âIâm not living here.â
Wiig turned to Short and joked, âI hope youâre not expecting a repeat of last year.â In classic Wiig humor, she launched into a fabricated story involving hot yoga, an affair, and voting for Trump. Short quickly shot back, âDonât tell them that!â Wiig brushed it off, saying, âItâs okay, in this club, you can be completely honest!â
The group started sharing outlandish confessions, from Rudd poking fun at Ant-Manâs powers to Fey joking about flying drones over New Jersey. Johansson shouted, âI have Covid right now!â as Baldwin quietly admitted, âI have way too many children,â while puffing on a cigarette.
Melissa McCarthy and Emma Stone also made cameo appearances, with McCarthy adding slapstick flair by falling through a wall after pouring herself a drink. John Mulaney then strolled through the resulting hole, offering a quick congratulations.
Finally, Jimmy Fallon appeared to present Short with his Five-Timers jacket, joking that it was âexactly your size: a womenâs small.â In a comically unrehearsed moment, Short wrestled with the jacket before the entire group gathered to shout, âLive, from New York, itâs Saturday Night!â kicking off the episode with musical guest Hozier.
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