Is that a polar vortex in the White House or the icy chill of the Grudge-Holder-In-Chief freezing out her nemesis?
This week, the Wall Street Journal dropped a breaking bulletin from the most obvious news in the world bureau: Jill hates Kamala.
According to the paper, the relationship among the Bidens, Harris, and her husband, Doug Emhoff, in private settings post-election has sometimes been tense.
Yeah, we know! Nurse Ratched (I mean Dr. Jill) has never really hidden her righteous contempt for her husband’s right-hand gal.
The friction began when Kamala confronted Joe during a Democratic primary debate in 2020 over his voting record on school desegregation, upsetting Jill, who is a close friend of Beau Biden.
Subsequently, it was revealed that a disgruntled doctor, presumed to be Biden, expressed strong negative sentiments towards Harris in a conference call with Biden supporters, exacerbating the strained relationship between the parties involved.
So Jill must have been bursting out of the seams of her Ralph Lauren pantsuit when the Mad Cackler conspired with Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi to defenestrate Joe and install herself as the Democratic candidate for president.
But now that Harris is the biggest wastrel in the White House, Jill is apparently feeling emboldened to enact her revenge.
Even before the votes were in, Jill broke the internet by wearing Republican red on Election Day. Then after Kamala was officially trounced, the shade fell like Joe down the stairs of Air Force One.
Jill went full Frosty the Snow Witch at a Veteran’s Day event at Arlington National Cemetery in November, staring straight ahead and blatantly ignoring the Veep and her Creep.
It all started when Kamala, a close friend of Beau Biden, prison-shivved Joe during a 2020 Democratic primary debate. She accused him of voting against efforts to desegregate schools in the 1970s. And Jill went ballistic.
Jill went full Frosty the Snow Witch at a Veteran’s Day event at Arlington National Cemetery in November, staring straight ahead in dark glasses and blatantly ignoring the Veep and her Creep.
Then the Bidens refused to acknowledge Kamala and Dumpy Doug, who were seated directly beside them during a Kennedy Center Honors ceremony in December. And ‘The Nanny Shagger’ was only given a bit part in the White House lighting of the Hanukkah candles this year!
The tension is so thick that even aides can’t dismiss it, describing the mood in the White House as ‘draining’ and ‘depressing.’
I’ve got to think that Kamala and Doug can’t wait for Inauguration Day.
But if I were her, I’d hire a food taster with whatever campaign cash she hasn’t burned through. The Bad Doctor may be thinking to herself – only one woman leaves Washington alive.
America mourns
I and every good-hearted American are mourning the loss of 14 innocent people killed in that cowardly terror attack in New Orleans on New Year’s Day. And we’re praying for the dozens injured.
Among the victims of this barbaric ISIS-inspired madness are: Nikyra Cheyenne Dedeaux, 18, an aspiring nurse; Reggie Hunter, 37, a store manager and dad; Hubert Gauthreaux, 21, a recent high school graduate; Kareem Badawi, 18, a college student.
In this New Year, offer your neighbor a smile and a word of encouragement. We’re all in this together.
The Talented Senora Ripley
Alec Baldwin’s fake Spanish wife Hilaria (born ‘Hillary Hayward-Thomas’ in Massachusetts, not Majorica) is at it again.
In a holiday Instagram post, this snow-white Boston gal apparently forgot the word for ‘onion’ while cooking with friends. ‘My husband hates… cebollas,’ Hillary squeaked in Spanglish, offering a quizzical shrug to complete the look.
This Mass-hole has some real huevos.
Revenge baby bod
Massively pregnant Gisele Bundchen (is she growing a child or a Buick?) was looking muy caliente, while frolicking in the Costa Rican waves with her hunky paramour Joaquim Valente last week.
Reportedly, ex-Tom Brady was ‘stunned’ when she announced this new Brazilian bundle of joy.
He likely would have preferred to break up with her while she was pregnant.
Massively pregnant Gisele Bundchen (is she growing a child or a Buick?) was looking muy caliente, while frolicking in the Costa Rican waves with her hunky paramour Joaquim Valente last week.
Kiss and tell… the world!
Reality star Kristin Cavallari, 37, once again affirms the idiot’s adage: When you have nothing to say, talk about sex.
The mom of three thirstily bragged on Bunnie XO’s Dumb Blonde podcast that country star Morgan Wallen is a ‘great f–k buddy.’ But she couldn’t figure out why he wasn’t obsessed with her.
‘Well, it’s probably because he has 20 other girlfriends,’ said Bunnie.
Ewwwww! This pair of Petri dishes should ditch the rubbers for hazmat suits.
The smoking gun
Photos surfaced this week showing then-Vice President (and arguably still sentient) Joe Biden and Hunter meeting with Hunter’s slimy Chinese business partners during a December 2013 trip to Beijing.
These pictures directly contradict Lyin’ Biden’s insistence that he never interacted with Hunter’s business associates. At this point, being an ‘elderly man with a poor memory’ is Joe’s best defense. But being a shameless grifter is likely closer to the truth.
Photos surfaced this week showing then-Vice President (and arguably still sentient) Joe Biden and Hunter meeting with Hunter’s slimy Chinese business partners during a December 2013 trip to Beijing.
So long Jimmy
Speaking of legacies, pundits are sending off President Jimmy Carter with heaps of praise after decades of berating him as the worst chief executive of the modern era.
Sure, this humble Peanut farmer (and the country) had a rough go during Jimmy’s time in office. But everyone deserves a bit of grace. I bet Joe can’t wait.
What’s cookin’?
The Duchess of Desperation revealed the trailer for her new Netflix show ‘With love, Meghan’.
Critics quickly uncovered the origins of some of her prized recipes and domestic tips: other people’s cookbooks.
For one, her playful ‘Ladybug Caprese Bruschette’ has appeared in about a dozen other food blogs.
Perhaps she should rename the special, ‘With love, (not) Meghan.’
For the record, I’d rather spoon my eyes out with a rusty ladle than watch this stale garbage.
Trump’s Empire
Lame-stream media bedwetters are soaking the sheets over President-elect Donald Trump’s designs on acquiring Greenland, reclaiming the Panama Canal and absorbing Canada (as America’s 51st and most boring state).
My idea: Cleave off San Francisco and sink Martha’s Vineyard while we’re at it. I’ll take a Canuck over a liberal schmuck, any day.
